this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

Comments

[doublesmall]

IT'S A CHOKER, ASSHOLE

[stopbleeding]

whatever you say chuunya

[doublesmall]

i swear to god if you call me that again i will kick your ass

[stopbleeding]

nice joke. you wouldn't be able to.

it's a collar.

[thesettingsun]

It's a choker and you're bad at this.

[stopbleeding]

Still did it. 5 at once is efficient.

[doublesmall]

why the hell do you think i would wear a collar OR want to be a cat?!

[stopbleeding]

1. because you do
2. because cats wear collars

guess you could want to be a dog. you wanna be a dog boss?

[crudest]

why won't he admit it's a collar
he won't face the truth from anyone

[stopbleeding]

maybe he's afraid someone will try to feed him tuna.

[zoro... what...]

[crudest]

what the fuck
that's stupid

but I'll bite bc it sounds funny
catch a tuna
I'll prepare it so you can take the extras into work

[stopbleeding]

you know how hard it is to catch tuna? i'd have to go out on a real fishing trip. plus make a new rod for it. too much $$$ go get some from the store.

[crudest]

it's your joke
you get it from the store
I don't know how your fishing shit works

[stopbleeding]

tuna calls for long range fishing. that means half a day trips out to sea at least. plus i'd have to book a charter and the only package that's worthwhile is a 5-8 day trip. it's sportsfishing; not practical. i've only got practical gear.

[DID YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT FISHING BAREN]

[doublesmall]

i don't want to be ANY KIND OF ANIMAL, this is an accessory not some kind of weird shit like that

[stopbleeding]

you should put a bell on it.

or dogtags.

[doublesmall]

there is no way i'm putting anything on it.

it's not a collar.

[stopbleeding]

how many time are you going to say that? you just sound like you're in denial.

[doublesmall]

i'm not in denial, i'm trying to get it through your damn skull!

[stopbleeding]

i only listen to the truth.

[crudest]

[NO]

jsyk i didn't read that
so anyway
you went sky sailing????

[stopbleeding]

ass.

yeah. cloud sea, cloud land. some beanstalks i think? not sure if beanstalks get braided. looked like a tropical island made of clouds.

[crudest]

the process of getting the fish doesn't matter much to me
I just want to eat it

you mean like the jack and the beanstalk story?
was there a giant in the clouds?
a bird that laid golden eggs??
do I get to call you jack now?

[wordcarvings]

As far as I know, that's not a collar. He has also never mentioned wanting to be a cat.

[stopbleeding]

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. definitely no

i didn't see anything other than just the island itself. and a ship sailing on it. my ship i guess. it had the same flag.

[the same CUTE flag]