this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

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[stopbleeding]

you know how hard it is to catch tuna? i'd have to go out on a real fishing trip. plus make a new rod for it. too much $$$ go get some from the store.

[crudest]

it's your joke
you get it from the store
I don't know how your fishing shit works

[stopbleeding]

tuna calls for long range fishing. that means half a day trips out to sea at least. plus i'd have to book a charter and the only package that's worthwhile is a 5-8 day trip. it's sportsfishing; not practical. i've only got practical gear.

[DID YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT FISHING BAREN]

[crudest]

[NO]

jsyk i didn't read that
so anyway
you went sky sailing????

[stopbleeding]

ass.

yeah. cloud sea, cloud land. some beanstalks i think? not sure if beanstalks get braided. looked like a tropical island made of clouds.

[crudest]

the process of getting the fish doesn't matter much to me
I just want to eat it

you mean like the jack and the beanstalk story?
was there a giant in the clouds?
a bird that laid golden eggs??
do I get to call you jack now?

[stopbleeding]

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. definitely no

i didn't see anything other than just the island itself. and a ship sailing on it. my ship i guess. it had the same flag.

[the same CUTE flag]

[crudest]

don't be like that jack

[stopbleeding]

i'm not responding to that.

[crudest]

pretty sure that counts as a response jack

[stopbleeding]

STOP CALLING ME THAT

[crudest]

STOP CALLING YOU WHAT JACK




oh actually real question
the island
did it have blue and green?

[stopbleeding]

the sky was blue and the beanstalks were green so i guess so.

why?

[crudest]

theory building
some things get borrowed from other weird shit people see
maybe someone's memories don't have blue or green
or you'll see some shit in your memories pop up in the city

can't wait for your beanstalks to join us jack

[stopbleeding]

you're exiled from cloud bahamas.

[crudest]

you'll fall from the beanstalk and die without me

[stopbleeding]

you'll miss me.

[crudest]

i'll never let go jack

[stopbleeding]

SLIP OFF THE BEANSTALK AND DIE

[crudest]

appreciate my sense of humor you oaf
that was a good reference to a good movie
it's about ships and water and shit I thought you'd like it

[stopbleeding]

there was no reason she couldn't have grabbed his hand.

[crudest]

maybe jack got annoying
and she changed her mind
pretty relatable

[stopbleeding]

sounds pointed.
you'd miss me.

[crudest]

what would I miss first
the BO or the harassment
oh the choices

[stopbleeding]

i don't want to hear you talk about harassment.