this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

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[stopbleeding]

the sky was blue and the beanstalks were green so i guess so.

why?

[crudest]

theory building
some things get borrowed from other weird shit people see
maybe someone's memories don't have blue or green
or you'll see some shit in your memories pop up in the city

can't wait for your beanstalks to join us jack

[stopbleeding]

you're exiled from cloud bahamas.

[crudest]

you'll fall from the beanstalk and die without me

[stopbleeding]

you'll miss me.

[crudest]

i'll never let go jack

[stopbleeding]

SLIP OFF THE BEANSTALK AND DIE

[crudest]

appreciate my sense of humor you oaf
that was a good reference to a good movie
it's about ships and water and shit I thought you'd like it

[stopbleeding]

there was no reason she couldn't have grabbed his hand.

[crudest]

maybe jack got annoying
and she changed her mind
pretty relatable

[stopbleeding]

sounds pointed.
you'd miss me.

[crudest]

what would I miss first
the BO or the harassment
oh the choices

[stopbleeding]

i don't want to hear you talk about harassment.

[crudest]

my personality is pure and demure
sweet like a daffodil

[stopbleeding]

more like you're a corpse flower. that one that smells horrible.

[crudest]

but you acknowledge I'm a flower
delicate and kind

[stopbleeding]

a CORPSE flower

C O R P S E

[crudest]

yeah I read you the first time
shut up
besides if I'm a corpse
it's because you fucking drain the life out of me everyday

[stopbleeding]

yeah? then what? is your body too weak to move away from me?

[crudest]

can't move if i'm already a corpse, headass
unless i'm some kinda zombie?
wouldn't be against it i guess
except for the smell

[stopbleeding]

you'd wear enough perfume or whatever to mask it.

[crudest]

that's a different tragedy
too much perfume sucks ass no matter what brand it is

[but thanks for the idea, z

your shoes will probably be drenched in perfume next time baren comes by]

[stopbleeding]

[wHY]

all perfume sucks. period.

[says the guy who probably wears AXE]

[crudest]

I was going to make a comment about how a woman wearing the right kind of perfume is paradise
but then I realized you probably don't know what that's like
so long story short
your opinion is still wrong but nice try I guess

[stopbleeding]

who the hell says i wouldn't know? just don't see the point. use nice smelling shampoo or something.