But first lemme take a selfie

[sakeplz]

hey guuuuuys!

a few days ago something amazing happened! my eyes changed to gold! theyre so pretty~

[He links to one of his social media pics because for whatever reason he feels like doing that instead of uploading.]

seeeee?

OH AND KENTA HAS THE APP NOW AND HE GOT ME A DOGGY!

meet Kenti hes sooooooooo cute!

Comments

[toobigtohandle]

You take delusional to new levels.

... And my name is not Malik. I thought you could see people's names on that thing.

[hauhra]

[ Jirou and Kenta Get It. ]

Yeah, you can... but I wasn't talking about you. I'm not that delusional. I was talking about the guy who started all of this... in fact, I'm only having this discussion with you at all because something told me that he was just talking out of his ass when he mentioned it before... now I know for sure that my gut feeling was right!

Anyway, I'm off to go rub this in his face... thank you again for giving me this opportunity, Kenta!

[toobigtohandle]

Don't come back to complain once it happens to you and you realize how much of a fool you made yourself out to be.

[hauhra]

[ Oh, he will.

Why is he like this?

No one knows. ]

Once it happens to me, huh...?

I wouldn't count on it.

[toobigtohandle]

Suit yourself.