found: weapon of dubious quality in locked car

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee shared a photo. 07/11 near Tisse

Does this gun belong to anyone? และในข่าวอื่น ๆ ฉันได้รับความสามารถในการพูดในภาษาใหม่ คาดเดาอะไร? ดูเหมือนว่า hallucinomemories มาจากสามเหลี่ยมทองคำ!

[OOC: basically: And in other news, I've gained the ability to speak in a new language. Guess what? Looks like the hallucinomemories are from the Golden Triangle!]

Comments

ok i'm done

[frostythehitman]

HOW DID YOU GET THAT

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[vendettastool]

It was in my car?

[vendettastool]

Is it yours?

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[frostythehitman]

No, when did I say it was my gun?!

[vendettastool]

I'm asking everyone tbh. It's not like it was delivered the way Retrospec normally does things.

[frostythehitman]

[ Oh, are they going to keep this conversation going to make it look like it's real? That wasn't his intent, but he's going to roll with it. ]

So, what, it just spontaneously showed up in your car one day? I call BS, it had to get there somehow.

[vendettastool]

[ What? Like Yoon-sung doesn't have some common sense? James must have a good reason to not tell anyone about getting a gun in the mail. ]

Actually it showed up like two hours ago. But yup. That's about it.

[frostythehitman]

[ Two hours ago...he'd been here at home the entire time, since he woke up that morning! How the hell did Retrospec manage to sneak into his house while he was still in there and steal his gun? ]

Two hours ago? And you didn't notice it until just now?

[vendettastool]

[ He's not the one with a super secret war gun and probable war past so he doesn't know. All he knows is that it was sitting in his car. ]

Huh? No, I noticed it two hours ago, but I had a meeting to attend and didn't get out of it until a few minutes ago.

[frostythehitman]

And you just left it to hang out in your car? For two whole hours?

[vendettastool]

Like I can carry a gun into a bank? No, I stuck it under the seat before going to my meeting.

[frostythehitman]

Well

At least you lucked out and it stayed put.

[vendettastool]

I doubt many people would mess with a car that screams 'I have money and no taste and probably know the mob' without even trying.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah well if I was looking for a gun, a mob-looking car would be a pretty obvious place to find one.

Like I said: lucky.

[private]

[frostythehitman]

YES IT'S MY GUN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH IT

[private]

[vendettastool]

I was going to build a pencil fort around it and hide under my desk until someone claims it.

[private]

[frostythehitman]

WELL I'M CLAIMING IT RIGHT NOW

[ what did you think this conversation WAS, dude!!! ]

[private]

[vendettastool]

And how are you going to get it back?

[ It's about something. He's not sure what, but Yoon-sung is a bit of a troll. ]

[private]

[frostythehitman]

Because you're going to give it to me.

[ YOU BETTER, YOON-SUNG. YOU'D BETTER HAND IT OVER. ]

[private]

[vendettastool]

I can but how are you going to get it back when I have to go to my next meeting that I can't skip out of and I am certainly not going to let just anyone have the keys to my car.

[ Well. Yes. He don't want the stinky gun. He doesn't like them that much to have one hanging around him. ]

[private]

[frostythehitman]

Are you telling me to break into your car?

[ He doesn't want to, but if that's what it takes....well, he's seriously considering it. ]

[private]

[vendettastool]

I am telling you to wait until after I'm done working and then we can meet so you can get your gun.

[ James. This is not how you conduct a deal of any kind. Please calm your jets. ]

[private]

[frostythehitman]

[ Oh, right. That makes more sense. ]

Alright, fine. Where do you work and when do you finish. I'll meet you there.

[private]

[vendettastool]

[ some days Yoon-sung does make some sense. He just doesn't like to all the time. ]

CUBEnix, remember? And whenever I decide I can finish, though usually that translate into 'when my PA thinks I've done enough damage'.

Have you told Togusa about the gun?

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[frostythehitman]

Fine, then just tell me when you wreck enough crap that your PA kicks you out or whatever.

I'm pretty sure he knows.

[ He never outright said anything but somehow Togusa managed to guess at it anyway, so. ]