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Elizabeth Wolf 2/4 near Freshens

In search for a wood table and four chairs. Looking for low-cost, nothing exceeding $120 dollars. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but I would appreciate it if it didn't have too many scuffs or chips in paint. No delivery needed, we can pick up. We're interested in giving a used dining set a shot! Thank you.

[ BECAUSE THE SHOT THE LAST ONE HAD WASN'T ENOUGH?? This is absolutely in relation to the horror show that ensued the night of Founder's Day.

If you are AU'd to live in the apartment complex with the Wolfs, you'll definitely have heard the gunshots and Bigby yelling with cops at night after Tablegate 2017. ]

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[ LOOK, YOU DO COKE A FEW TIMES AND GET A HOOKER WITH YOUR BESTIE AND NOW YOU'RE STREET SAVVY? ]

Elizabeth Wolf Please. The only thing I'm sitting on is the loveseat until we get some replacements.
Elizabeth Wolf It was nothing fancy, I assure you. No mob or a hit gone wrong.
Elizabeth Wolf Just.. uh.
Elizabeth Wolf A lot of bullets. No big deal, really.

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Jack Dawes ok now you HAVE to tell me what happened

[ also who said hooker as in singular?? ]

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[ ya nasty ]

Elizabeth Wolf It was nothing!!! I just had a few too many beers!

[ Look at that, taking the blame for her hubby. :'( ]

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Jack Dawes for some reason i cant see you getting tipsy and shooting a table
Jack Dawes i mean with like a GUN?
Jack Dawes im p sure i was born at night but it wasnt last night liz
Jack Dawes whyd bigby go dirty harry on a table and chair set

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Elizabeth Wolf ...We had a home intruder... And for the record, I shot the chair.

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Jack Dawes so you killed a man
Jack Dawes grats

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Elizabeth Wolf I killed a perfectly useable chair.
Elizabeth Wolf I *almost* killed a man.

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Jack Dawes im so proud
Jack Dawes babys first manslaughter attempt

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Elizabeth Wolf You're going to give me a reputation at this rate!