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[recollecters]

hey, for the record we aren't keeping records on you through your electronics. they're useful tools sometimes but they're not required. mr. halloway wanted you (the people meeting at the utsuki dojos at 8pm on sundays) to know it's a nice effort but he still doesn't see any secret codes or handshakes so the meetings aren't spy-level enough to keep him happy yet. also he made me take notes on all of them. i don't really care about how spy-level they are, though. also the technicians managed to fix some things. Maurice Fitzwilliam Intern Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the following changes have been made to the world: • Normal limes are available alongside the dancing variety. • Horse-related items such as horseshoes, bridles, and feeding bags. These items will still be regarded as unusual or fake by NPCs but will be available in various locations. • Visual media regains the color blue. This applies to all forms of film whether watching on-screen, online, or reviewing videos PCs recorded prior to the loss of color. Please note this is only videos, not pictures. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[seizedtheday]

Sure would be nice to know which things we were thanking you for fixing.

[sivard]

I, for one, am grateful for the returns of non-sentient limes.

[adoringpast]

Slowly fixing shit you broke, I see. Still can't make a decent fruit juice with all these smiley fruits, so could you just hurry up and and take care of these first?

Also why not just go ahead and fix the blue and greens in non-moving media like photos? You guys are really that incompetent, aren't you? Christ.

[crudest]

are you not eating your apples because they smile at you zukkini
those keep the doctor away you know

[parodeity]

we totally should have gotten to vote on which fruit they fixed if they only fixed one

[b0mbshell]

Boy, that doesn't seem at all suspicious.

Just don't share any of our flirty texts, okay guys? And thanks for the limes back, I guess.

[crudest]

is anyone actually get any on this app
were you burned by tinder too many times

[doitrockapella]

How often do you send flirty texts generally, out of curiosity?

[sivard]

This is why I don't send flirty texts with Retrospec.

That's just asking for trouble from these creeps, especially when they keep having new people tell us everything is perfectly fine.

[stopbleeding]

woo hoo limes.
no one cares about limes maury.

[crudest]

tequila body shots were fucking weird for a while, z

[sharplydressed]

clearly SOMEONE on staff cares a lot about limes if they're the first thing to get fixed
it's probably janet

[parodeity]

i mean people who use limes for things probably care
but that has to be a pretty small number of people

[darkgame]

not a big key lime pie guy are you

[shinyidea]

hello maurice!!
i hope you have a nice day and you like being an intern.
i think you should try and decide what you think about the spy-level
that would make it much more interesting for you!! because then you'd have something to think about while you watch everyone at the dojo instead of just passing the hours being bored.
it's just a thought :D

anyways i'm glad to have both limes! the dancing ones are kind of cute but the real ones are pretty nice, too.
thank you for sorting it out!!

[parodeity]

youre a ray of sunshine and i appreciate that among all the grumbling
you celebrate those limes em

[originallutece]

Your unrelenting cheer is both stunning and a little unbelievable. Are you really all right with them spying on us?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee And more people from the HQ have appeared.
Yoon-sung Lee I'm starting to get a little concerned here.
Yoon-sung Lee I mean with the amount of people you have in that building, it must be getting really crowded now.

[megabond]

If you told us that you're not keeping records of us, then why in the world did you know about the dojo meetings? Not only that, keeping notes about all of these are considered as spying.

I'm sorry, Maurice. But those words aren't exactly calming us down to use this app without any paranoia.

<u>Oh hey look its the crazy fox guy.</u>

[totallynotanoni]

I agree. This does nothing but make me even more suspicious.

[darkgame]

"i'm not saying we're spying on you, but we're spying on you." cool.

[godcards]

Congratulations on your basic reading comprehension.

[totallynotanoni]

[ Dammit, this is exactly what she was worried about.]

Sorry, Mr. Fitzwilliam, but your announcement does little to lower any suspicions I may have about this app and what it does.

[reticence]

He wanted us to know that he was tracking us through unusual means, did he. That's hardly comforting.

[In fact, it's not very comforting at all. And even more, why admit to it? Who are these people, getting their jollies off following them around like this...]

[twelfthspark]

I see the days of keeping my camera covered are coming to a middle. Hey guys, spy on this. 😠🖕📷