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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October.

Comments

[rygdea]

...That's it! I'm starting a drinking game!

Sake or whiskey, folks? I say we get hammered now while we can. This is bound to be a real crappy month, ladies and gentlemen.

Just please drink responsibly.

[sakeplz]

definite responsibly

[rygdea]

Hey, Jirou. Did you like the last sake I sent you? I currently have a bottle of it now.

Planning on getting tipsy before I accidentally have a case here and flip.

I cannot believe they left this security guard in charge of public relations.

[sakeplz]

yeah! yeah! where ru?

[frostythehitman]

Put me down for whiskey.

[ He has no intention of actually drinking anything, he just wants to see if Fynn will actually call him out for it. ]

[rygdea]

...aren't you a "fetus"?! Hell no! I'm not giving you alcohol!

[frostythehitman]

[ wOW HE WAS EXPECTING A NO, BUT NOT THIS CRUEL!!! ]

Hey, I'm not a fetus! I'm 16, that's old enough to drive! A fetus can't get behind the wheel of a car.

[lesinset]

why

[rygdea]

Because everything is wrong?
That sounds like a decent reason.

[vitis]

whiskey
are you treating all of us, officer

[rygdea]

Why is all the kids clamoring for booze?! You kids have no real world problems to worry--

On second thought, sure. I'll just give you the whiskey since I really shouldn't be drinking and you're like...twenty, right?

Just don't share it with the "fetus".

[thisloveisjustice]

ugh, no whiskey. that sake from saturday was good though.

[rygdea]

Damn! No one likes whiskey anymore, huh?

Fine by me! I like sake a heck of a lot more and yes, I still have a few bottles left.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Can it be worse than monsters.

[rygdea]

I hope not! I had one too many close calls last month and the entire force was stretched too thin.

Only a handful of us "Boys in Blue" have this app installed on our phones too. Unregistered users don't believe this app exists or seem to know anything about Retrospec.

[spes_phthisica]

any idea for ppl who don't drink? く(^ｰﾟ)ﾉ

[Yes, he's soon 22 and he doesn't drink, LET HIM LIVE.]

[rygdea]

Long island style lemonade? Just no alcohol involved.

I heard the lemons dont have "faces" anymore.

[darkinferno]

whiskey

it's time

[rygdea]

Well look who's back.

Yeah, I'll allow the whiskey this time. I'm sure you had a crap month.

[toobigtohandle]

[Kenta isn't going to respond directly to that, but the message still gets a 'Read at 01:50 am' from Kenta's username.]

[rygdea]

[Kenta? Kenta. What kind of creeper shit is this, man? Fynn is eyebrow raising towards the skyline.]

[twelfthspark]

I'll give the sake a try.

And no fetus jokes! I'll have u know my b-day was on the 12th.

[rygdea]

Wait what?! You're finally twenty-one after half a millennia?! Whoa! Time passed me by.

Happy Belated Birthday, Arlene. I owe you a present.

What do you prefer? Whiskey or Sake? I'm starting to really like sake more these days.

Want to stop by? I have an extra bottle of this peach sake. That one was a hit at the cookout I had last weekend.

[blind_badass]

What are the rules of this hypothetical game?

[rygdea]

It's simple! Drown a shot whenever Rapper's Delight over here start busting some rhymes. Wendy is going to be a lyrical sensation whenever she gets the mixtape done.

...

By the way, I'm being very sarcastic but apparently I owe alcohol now. So, pick your poison.