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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October.

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[vitis]

whiskey
are you treating all of us, officer

[rygdea]

Why is all the kids clamoring for booze?! You kids have no real world problems to worry--

On second thought, sure. I'll just give you the whiskey since I really shouldn't be drinking and you're like...twenty, right?

Just don't share it with the "fetus".

[vitis]

the legal age of twenty-one :) c'mon, you gave me advice about hangovers.
"fetus," is? [ he's not gonna just look, apparently. ]

[rygdea]

You better not be lying to me!
I'm a "cop", you know. Oh, yeah! The prairie dogs, right? I remember that.

This loser kid. He's only sixteen, okay?

[vitis]

[ ah. ]

roger that.
how old are you, again?

[rygdea]

Twenty-four, why? I'm not that old but I am over twenty-one.

[vitis]

sorry, just a lil hard to tell sometimes.
anyway, you've yet to explain the rules to this drinking game of yours.

[rygdea]

Are you calling me old, punk? Sounds like you're calling me old.

Oh yea! The rules. First rule, take a shot of whatever Wendy here starts trying to rap! Judging from her extensive knowledge of the human language, I'm certain she's compiling together a mixtape as we speak.

[vitis]

age would imply maturity, sir

[ speaking of that: how much sassing can he get away with, here ]

well, i don't listen to rap much
but it looks like the first paragraph would demand maybe three shots

[rygdea]

[What?! What is this? Is Fynn being sassed? He's stunned.]

Oh, ha ha ha! Remember, I'm the one with the liquor!

[This jerk got him good with that last one.]

Three shots it is! I see no problem with that. Down the hatch!

[vitis]

[ these texts remind john how badly he needs to go to the store. also, the fact that he doesn't exactly know where fynn is located rn, shucks. ]

second paragraph's probably two more. [ ??!? ]
you at the station?

[rygdea]

Two more? Oh man. I don't know if I can handle another two so soon. You already had me do four.

Oh heck no! No way would I be at the station with alcohol. I'm at my brother's place sitting at the porch. I'll give you the directions.

[He links a little map below.]

[vitis]

it's all right! once you're drinking with others, that'll be a little less irresponsible.
i believe in you, officer.

[ WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT. he knows it, too. ]

[ ah, his brother's place, huh.... hm. ]

i'll be there to collect, soon.