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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-01-31 11:59 pm
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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

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gemgineer: (06)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
HA! like that would ever happen.
businesses NEVER cooperate with each other! especially rivals!!!
oceanicbutterfly: ([k] Oh?)

[personal profile] oceanicbutterfly 2017-02-02 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, dear. Should I offer you a metaphorical rope? Perhaps a life preserver?
alkhimia2i: (hey  there)

[personal profile] alkhimia2i 2017-02-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ana Amari It was probably a coincidence. Someone out for an evening run?
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="kiki-kit" site="tumblr"> ) (095)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-02-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Frisk E. Business !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frisk E. Business !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frisk E. Business !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frisk E. Business 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Frisk E. Business shouldve taken the dog with you >(

[frisk, that's stealing.]
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-02-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
most chain spam ghosts hide under your bed
that's where the danger lies with this one
tearable: (pic#9211951)

[personal profile] tearable 2017-02-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I can think of a few.

[ JACK. ]

Better hope us and our students don't do anything stupid on this thing. It's been a plethora of "WTF" and cat pictures. Tame, considering.
gemgineer: (21)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
oh yeah definitely! even their eyes are probably at the end of long, nasty tentacles!
but i don't think they'd like soda
my research has shown that aliens hate deliciously sweet things
so if you don't want to get eaten by one when they come just drink a lot of soda!
parodeity: (JADE 🎧 oh my stars)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
man ive been doing dance since i was like four or five
i definitely have more than a one-pack
its ok you dont have to front dude
just admit it
you think im cute
you wanna see me shirtless
honestly this is moving so fast you should at least take a girl to dinner first
pervert


[ > internet troll habits activated ]
puffing: (ᴛᴇɴ﹪ғᴜʀʀʏ / ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ― o81.)

[personal profile] puffing 2017-02-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nope.
Feels like Retrospec just kind of sprouted out from the ground overnight.
Tried pulling their tax and employee records, copyrights, licensing...
They have all of that buried somewhere in hopes we don't find it.

I don't like it one damn bit.
gemgineer: (107)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
well then what do you see??
i think i made my case pretty clearly!
notbunaga: (Default)

1/2

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-02-02 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
alright let me check
gemgineer: (18)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
no no no, i mean the yetis are behind global warming!
i'm glad you see the truth about his hair though.
alien abductions can do WEIRD things to a person! i'm surprised he could still even talk!
erythristic: (fleeting.)

[personal profile] erythristic 2017-02-02 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
i hope no one plants it while i'm away
i'd have to ask how they got into my house first of all
parodeity: maladroitapathy @ tumblr (YO 🎧 moby dick)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-02 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
is that why you drink a bunch of soda
or is this like a conclusion you came to after you started that habit
just out of curiosity as to which is the chicken and which is the egg in this scenario
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-02-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[4 seconds later]

nope i checked my whole apartment
neither hide nor hair of these guy's brand
notyourutopian: (Harumph.)

Just this icon forever with Peridot

[personal profile] notyourutopian 2017-02-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Then how come all our phones have facebook built in?
What's the difference?
gemgineer: (105)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
that "proof" is garbage! besides, there's plenty of proof that the exact opposite is true!
crop circles!
cows disappeearing!
ufo sightings!
THIS APP
it's all right in front of our noses!
gemgineer: (09)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
if an alien asked you about that kind of stuff, would you really tell it?
remember it would probably do so right before trying to eat you!!!
gemgineer: (113)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
hmm, you know i could get behind a lizard people theory too
i've long suspected they have a colony beneath the earth's crust somewhere so you might be on to something
i don't think i'd mind a brain chip though, as long as i could program it
puffing: (ᴛᴇɴ﹪ғᴜʀʀʏ / ɢᴀᴍᴇ ― o18.)

[personal profile] puffing 2017-02-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry.
You would taste nowhere near as good as Bambi. :)


[ bigby using a smiling face? ominous much. ]

She talks as much as you if not more. I'm not referencing that.
I'm referencing the fact that she's sending me more and more pictures of irrelevant bs that you probably sent her minutes before.

Do you know what she sent me today?
A baby.
In a grape outfit.
If it was one dressed as an apple, I would have thought it came straight from you.
gemgineer: (10)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING




no really though this is not a joke
don't let the presence of a meme fool you
it's real!!!!
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="marl-arts" site="tumblr.com"> ) (173)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-02-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Frisk E. Business but now its stuck 😭😭😭
Frisk E. Business im gonna have an ugly profile picture until im OLD 😭😭😭

[Please stop being so dramatic, child.]
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="marl-arts" site="tumblr.com"> ) (175)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-02-02 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
???????????????
how
:?
alkhimia2i: (glances)

[personal profile] alkhimia2i 2017-02-02 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
If there's a character limit, I'm sure you'll find it. :)
gemgineer: (128)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
well sure, until they use it to send little microscopic brainwashing robots into your head through your ear canals and they change everything about you while you sleep!