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[digthefuzz]

dude, if aliens really did have their own app, that would be even more banging!

[gemgineer]

well sure, until they use it to send little microscopic brainwashing robots into your head through your ear canals and they change everything about you while you sleep!

[digthefuzz]

???
where do you even get these ideas?
i mean, that's even weirder than any creature that's ever been on the show!

[gemgineer]

are you saying i should come write for your show??
because i've got lots of ideas

lots of them

do you want to hear them

[digthefuzz]

are you going to tell me them anyway even if i say no

[gemgineer]

yes

so you've heard of attack of the killer tomatoes right? well what about...
ATTACK OF THE KILLER EGGPLANTS WHO ARE ALSO VAMPIRES THAT CAN TURN INTO DOLPHINS

[digthefuzz]

but that's like 20 different things! it's too confusing
and the special effects guys would riot

[gemgineer]

OH that's another thing
you guys need to use more practical effects!
they're much more reliable and convincing, especially on a television budget!
if you need any help with that i'm also something of a demolitions expert!

[digthefuzz]

oh you're an expert alright
you're so great that i'd be surprised if any part of the set and cameras survive!

[gemgineer]

i know!
think of the boost in ratings you'd get!
plus the news coverage
ad dollars for day$$$$$

[digthefuzz]

and the dip in everything else?
dude, what if i get blown up too!
i'm the fuzz, not the fah-boom!

[gemgineer]

why not the fah-boom though?
personally i think that has a better ring to it
"the fuzz" makes you sound like a sad carpet

[digthefuzz]

because then i'd be exploded! that's what i mean!

hey, don't knock the fuzz. fuzzy's a household name, you know!
and he's happier than any carpet in the world

[gemgineer]

will he be so happy if your show gets cancelled
and there's NO resolution???
cliffhangers are a TERRIBLE plot device btw

[digthefuzz]

dude easy with the c word!!
it's not down for good, it won't be

um but cliffhangers are totally cool
what's more awesome and dramatic??

[gemgineer]

and what's more unsatisfying than a cliffhanger if you get cancelled?



NOTHING, i'll just tell you the answer in case you can't figure it out on your own.

[digthefuzz]

we're not getting cancelled!!
don't tase me bro
through trolling

one day you'll see how fuzzy makes it out and you'll think it was so cool!
then you'll love cliffhangers, forever
they're what's hangin'! : D

[gemgineer]

one day, he says
one day in like what
twenty years???

[digthefuzz]

20 years???
no way man!
i can't play fuzzy when i'm a geezer!
don't wish this evil on me, peri bobby!!

it'll be like
one or two years tops
probably

[gemgineer]

but television years are like dog years
if you're off the air for more than a season, no one will care anymore!
though to be fair some of those revivals work out pretty well
that bigger condo on netflix was great

[digthefuzz]

totally untrue, it just needs the right touch!

wait bigger condo came out??
i completely forgot that was happening

[gemgineer]

um, yeah!!!
i used to live under a rock and even I knew about that!







you seriously haven't watched it???

[digthefuzz]

i haven't been on top of the netflix, okay?
until not too long ago i was too busy acting in something better!

but man how did it turn out
did they get the triplets?

[gemgineer]

ummmmm are you kidding me?
i'm not just going to spoil it for you like that!
you have to experience it yourself!
fortunately for you i am on top of the netflix and am prepared to sacrifice my invaluable time to guide you through a viewing of it

[digthefuzz]

what for real
you'd do that???

[He's not sure if he should feel honored or dread]