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[thesettingsun]

So I'm not a big laws guy, but I'm pretty sure walking around with a giant scythe would be against some kind of law, despite that being a shitty kind of weapon.

Does it make a difference, not-getting-arrested-wise, if that scythe is a book at the time?

[He'd say something about wanting it a month or two ago, but he can't lift it when it's a scythe, so it's not that useful.]

Also Retrospec doesn't care what your legal address is, but I don't think that should surprise anyone.

Comments

[me_matey]

i mean u aint gonna hear me argue my anchor kicks ass even if its dumb

sorry bout ur luck homey

[thesettingsun]

It's okay. At least the book form makes it way easier to find a place to store it.

[me_matey]

u should sneak it somewhere that shit aint allowed

just to spite the man

[thesettingsun]

Or, I could not get arrested.

[me_matey]

only if u get caught

[thesettingsun]

That's a 99% chance if I do anything illegal.

[me_matey]

how do u figure that?

do u glow or sumthn?

[thesettingsun]

Glowing when you do something illegal would be just the kind of thing Retrospec would throw at us, wouldn't it?

[me_matey]

shit i didn even think about that

since they doin the whole thought bubble thing

[thesettingsun]

The thought bubble thing would also be a really good way to get caught.

[me_matey]

unless u find a way to use em for ur own

[thesettingsun]

When has Retrospec given us anything useful?

[me_matey]

idk bruh i cant rlly complain bout the super strength anymore

[thesettingsun]

Okay, when has Retrospec given us anything unambiguously useful that we don't complain about first?

[me_matey]

i guess i get less mad about it cuz im used to life throwin me curves

[thesettingsun]

That's not a good thing.

[me_matey]

yeah well bad or good it's the thing thats happenin so whats complainin gonna do about it?

[thesettingsun]

It'll make me feel better!

[me_matey]

but then what

[thesettingsun]

That isn't enough?

[me_matey]

it aint gonna be

[thesettingsun]

Dammit.

[me_matey]

exactly. u gotta roll with life, homey

[thesettingsun]

Sounds fake, but okay.

[me_matey]

u sound like a wimp.

woman up, son