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[lostapprentice]

who else feels like their "past self" should have remained dead? i can't be the only one.

unrelated: has anyone had the misfortune of being granted injuries or scars from their past lives?

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[parodeity]

i would ask if im missing something
but i just saw your name

[lostapprentice]

if i'm forced to have that name on display i'm going to take advantage of it.

[parodeity]

honestly fair id do like the same thing
strider gives me some puns but not as many
more like
cool statements

[lostapprentice]

"cool statements."

should i ask?

[parodeity]

come on dude
like
i hit my stride
etc
theres just a lot of cool shit you can make from that

[lostapprentice]

i suppose.

[The lack of enthusiasm...]

for a teenage version of "cool." [He thought some really stupid things as a kid, himself, after all...]

[parodeity]

edgy

[lostapprentice]

what is that supposed to mean?

[Don't call him edgy. He got over that like five years ago. Or so. Mostly.]

[parodeity]

you know its like
oh I SUPPOSE that could be cool
if i were a lowly teenager
alas i am a big bad
i dont know your age
im assuming college
where you know the real cool kids hang
im joking but it just sounded like an edgy statement

[lostapprentice]

i'm 27. feel free to classify me as a "big bad" something or other, since it apparently fits whoever i was before.

i was just making fun of you because you're young.

[nerd]

[parodeity]

puns are timeless and ageless

[lostapprentice]

that doesn't always mean they're good.

[parodeity]

dude puns arent meant to be good

[lostapprentice]

tsk. the words of an amateur.

[parodeity]

the joy of puns comes from making ppl groan in agony

[lostapprentice]

that doesn't mean they can't be good. it just means that most people can't appreciate them properly.

[parodeity]

are you mr dad joke or what

[lostapprentice]

i have to take what small joys in life i can find.

[parodeity]

thats what all the dads say