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Derek Matthews shared a photo.
October 3, 2017 near Tisse

I came home to find this guy in my apartment. Anyone know anything about owls? It's acting like it knows me! Like, IT'S WAVING!

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Would you care to explain that?

I used to make fun because one of my friends got heterochromia(sp?) eyes and hair that's split down cleanly right in the middle with one half being white and one half red. Eyes are 1 blue, 1 green. This is how I look like right now: image01.png Supposedly I'm "slowly beginning to look like myself." Don't ask how many toothbrushes I've murdered with this already.

[Depicted: sleek black hair, striking red eyes and teeth that are hard to miss.]

Well, I am aware that body changes go on, which I am not sure how Retrospec does that. Magic on the other hand, I have yet to really see.

Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you about challenging your luck. Maybe you can kiss the owl, try see if a princess comes out - owls are the next magic suspect thing after white bunnies, right? Maybe you'll get a GentOWLman rather than a Bunny Girl that way! Jokes aside, what are you feeding it?

Well, hopefully it will hunt for itself. It has already gotten itself a mouse on it's own. But, if I need to get supplements, I've found a place that sells frozen mice and chicks.

And I am not kissing the owl!

Aw, come on, a little peck on the cheek? Make sure to share your treats with your cat, I heard they get jealous easily. Ok, actually I'd get jealous too of the new guy got all the good food and I don't but you get what I mean. Do you think the owl is another retrospec gift?

No, no peck.

Believe me, my cat is already spoiled enough.

You're no fun :P Hope you got some more helpful replies than mine, though. A guy who cares enough for his pets to ask for advice how to treat them right deserves some good, real answers as well.

Would you kiss something that has sharp talons?

I did get some decent information from others. I at least now know where to look for information.

Considering that I have fangs that are most likely sharper and bigger than those talons -- sure. Please don't dash my hopes that my new look hasn't predestined me for the forever-alone life because others wouldn't.

Well, aren't you bold.

You'll just have to find a girl who is into fangs then?

Somebody's gotta be. Besides, would you not kiss somebody you love, just because they have some pointy teeth or nails? That wouldn't be manly at all. There's probably a kink for that sort of thing.

I...uh...really don't know about that. Never had to deal with it, so I would not be the best person to give my opinion on it.

Yeah. Anyway, good luck with your owl problem. If you even need a sitter or change your mind, let me know.

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Derek Matthews shared a photo. October 3, 2017 near Tisse
I came home to find this guy in my apartment. Anyone know anything about owls? It's acting like it knows me! Like, IT'S WAVING!