01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[judgementkazzy]

I guess to cover food expenses?
I couldn't just employ a chicken for free.

[sotenbori]

are you telling me
a chicken is gonna take cash money
go to the store
and buy chicken feed

[judgementkazzy]

I don't know, I don't think I ever asked.
I just know I definitely paid this chicken.

[sotenbori]

shit you shouldve just thrown your money away

[judgementkazzy]

It was the 80s, right?
I guess maybe I had money to burn.

[ On chickens. ]

[sotenbori]

i think we experienced two very different versions of the 80s

[judgementkazzy]

I mean, I got that case full of money the other day...
Something tells me I was making a lot of money.
Just judging by all the dumb things I remember throwing money at.

[ Like Pocket Circuit and Disco dancing... ]

[sotenbori]

i'm not complaining about the briefcase full of money
that parts great

[judgementkazzy]

I guess real estate was where all the money was back then.
So hiring a chicken wasn't all that weird?

[ Yeah, that's a stretch. ]

[sotenbori]

no its still fucking weird

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I think so too...
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why I would ever hire a chicken.

[sotenbori]

honestly same

[judgementkazzy]

Past-me did some weird stuff.
Like play golf against a government official.
Or playing with slot cars.

[sotenbori]

how the fuck do you remember all this stuff

[judgementkazzy]

Someone posted that they got a golf club in the mail from Retrspec a few months ago.
And then me and Kaz Miller bought tiny RC cars for that week where we were all small.
The chicken thing is more recent, I think it was because someone said a chicken could do a better job running Retrospec than the people in charge.

[ Kiryu's brain has an itchy trigger finger for memories, I tell you what. ]

[sotenbori]

damn
im impressed

[judgementkazzy]

I try to write down when I remember them so I can look back and see what might have caused it.

[ Gotta get that 100% completion! ]

[sotenbori]

we should compare notes again soon
its been awhile
shit still doesnt make sense

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, good plan.
We'll go over it with some of the house stuff later.

[sotenbori]

things still going okay?

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah.

[ Mmhm, definitely. ]

The money is all set. We'll be clear to get the house soon.

[sotenbori]

okay. that's good.

[judgementkazzy]

I'm really looking forward to it.

[ Surely a nice beach getaway is just what they need, right? ]

[sotenbori]

me too

[ hes concerned ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ Kiryu is definitely gonna keep focusing on other stuff, that's the way to deal with remembering your were tortured and having nightmares about it, right? ]

You sure it's OK?
We might have to move again.
Though I want to keep the apartment until the lease is up.