01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[judgementkazzy]

Maybe?
I can't say 100% because I haven't remembered much from my time as a real estate manager.
But I'm pretty sure I paid this chicken for its work.

[originallutece]

[Oh my god.]

Instinctively, what would you say you yourself might pay it now?

[judgementkazzy]

I guess minimum wage?
It doesn't have any experience so $10 an hour would probably be fair.

[originallutece]

A dollar an hour would be fair, it's a bloody chicken.

[judgementkazzy]

I guess it depends on how much chicken feed costs, right?

[ Kiryu, please. ]

[originallutece]

It's not as if it's possible for the thing to buy it. Let's not act as though it's sentient.

[judgementkazzy]

I mean, it was smart enough to manage real estate...

[originallutece]

Mr. Kiryu. Please.

[judgementkazzy]

I'm just telling you what I remember.
If I knew all the details that would make this make sense, I'd tell you.