01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[judgementkazzy]

That would be really cool.

I don't think I'd want to put it in any kind of dangerous situation.
He's more of an office chicken.

[vendettastool]

It's something to keep in mind if your chicken manager does show up.

Well, you never know what may happen around here. Better make sure that he's got an extra hand to handle those idiots that will fight everything.

[judgementkazzy]

I'll keep an eye out for any chicken whisperers.

I guess that's true. Maybe I can get a guard dog for the chicken?

[vendettastool]

Good plan, just make sure the guard dog isn't the kind that eats chickens.

[judgementkazzy]

That'll be an important prerequisite.

[vendettastool]

Of course it would! Also would they were ties?

[judgementkazzy]

The chickens?
Like giving them tiny ties?

[vendettastool]

Or a bowtie or a little hat. I mean, everyone has their own sense of style when it comes to looking business professional.

[judgementkazzy]

That would be so cute...
If I get a chicken from Retrospec, I'm definitely going to dress it up now.
If I can, I guess.

[vendettastool]

Got to make sure that your chicken employee is comfortable with a dress code. You know.

[judgementkazzy]

Right, how else am I going to promote a safe and friendly work environment?

[vendettastool]

Exactly. Got to make a safe and friendly environment.

[judgementkazzy]

Even for the chickens.

[vendettastool]

Especially for the chickens. You don't someone to steal their eggs or anything.

[judgementkazzy]

Right.
They can't get work done if they're worrying about getting eaten either.