01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

Comments

[longwei2go]

dude you can't just post your cock on social media like that
not in public anyway

[ look SOMEONE had to lead with that. ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ about time tbh. Kiryu gets a good laugh out of it. ]

It's a chicken, not a rooster.

[longwei2go]

well damn
I wasted a good one on that

but seriously you think you employed a chicken in a past life
should I go get Freud's Field Manual?

[judgementkazzy]

You were close.

I don't think so, I know so.
At least that's how I remembered it.

[longwei2go]

I could've gone with

if they're at the desk who's watching the henhouse?

do you really want someone running numbers who always counts their eggs before they hatch?

what if the chicken tries to fly the coop with your portfolio of customers?

[judgementkazzy]

Those are pretty good.

I think the chicken was pretty trustworthy, though.
Despite being, you know, a chicken.

[longwei2go]

thanks! few people appreciate that kind of humor.

I mean if people can trust dogs at storefronts...
I've seen a couple of videos. this isn't *that* weird.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah.
I guess past-me didn't even discriminate against chickens.

[longwei2go]

what makes you say this was in the past and not some
idk
alternate dimension?

[judgementkazzy]

I guess that's not too far off.
We're all from different worlds, right?
Those are just the lives we had before we got lives here.

[longwei2go]

you sound like you've actually been thinking about this seriously.
or someone else has and you're down with that.
sheesh, I get off the app for one month and suddenly everyone has a theory.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I mean it's not really a theory.
We worked with the people from Retrospec and that's what they told us.
Considering all the weird stuff we saw, it makes sense.
The unreality stuff, different worlds.
Us getting back memories and powers from who we used to be.
Plus the fact that everyone who doesn't have the app thinks all this stuff is normal.
That's just how it is.

[longwei2go]

hold the fucking phone!
why is this the first time I'm hearing about this shit??

[ it probably has to do with blanking out from access to the app for August... ]

[judgementkazzy]

I dunno, were you not here in August?
It was kind of hard to miss.

[longwei2go]

I was "here" but not *here* if that makes sense.
I asked for a recap and no one really brought this stuff up either. Just the monster attacks,
getting trapped in RPG dungeons without toilets, that kind of stuff.

[judgementkazzy]

Oh. Well this was stuff people talked about after, I guess.
Wendy, the Retrospec employee I worked with, explained that her world was lost so that was why she was working with Retrospec to rebuild all of ours.
I guess Recolle is the city they put us all in while they do all that stuff or something.

[longwei2go]

let's say for a minute that I buy that.
which is a loooooong shot. keep that in mind.

why the lies?

[judgementkazzy]

They said they need us around to restore our worlds.
I dunno why they have us live our lives out in Recolle.
I guess it's better than just standing around and waiting for however long that takes.
You don't really have to believe me, it all sounds pretty crazy.

[longwei2go]

yeah.
way too damn crazy.

damn

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, it's kinda nuts.
Sorry you had to find out in a post about a real estate chicken.

[longwei2go]

better than waking up with "everything you know is wrong" as my new phone alarm song.

fuck I need a drink