01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[parodeity]

what other questionable business practices do you remember

[judgementkazzy]

I can't say for sure but I know I was definitely in the yakuza at some point.
I might have quit but that isn't really a business you can quit, you know?
So maybe I legitimately ran my real estate business or maybe I was laundering the money...
I don't really know.

[parodeity]

so
what was being a yakuza like
was it like the movies

[judgementkazzy]

Kind of.
I definitely remembered a guy chopping off his pinkie.
And someone blew up my apartment when I was on the run.
I was part of a family, which was part of a bigger clan.
But there are a lot less swords and a lot more guns from what I can tell.
Plus torture, but that's pretty standard for organized crime.

[parodeity]

ah yeah that kind of thing
well
most of that sucks
but at least you had a cool pet chicken

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah.

[ He's not even joking though, the chicken is cooler than bad stuff? ]

There's other good stuff too.
I was friends with Majima and we fought a bunch.
I got a really cool tattoo.
I think I met Michael Jackson? Except he wasn't Michael Jackson.
And apparently I made a ton of money on real estate in the 80s so things could be a lot worse.

[parodeity]

wait what do you mean by mj but not mj

[judgementkazzy]

His name was Miracle Johnson.
But he had the moves and he looked like Michael Jackson.

[ YAKUZA..... ]

[parodeity]

maybe he was mjs past life

[judgementkazzy]

Woah... that could totally be it.
Holy shit.

[parodeity]

so were you like friends

[judgementkazzy]

I...
Yeah, I guess we were.
He kicked my ass at a dance battle.

[parodeity]

well i mean who could beat mj in a dance off really

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, exactly.
It wasn't even close.

[parodeity]

so how bad was not even close

[judgementkazzy]

Like he may as well have schooled me because there was no way I could keep up with his moves.
It was kind of embarrassing.

[ For real, it's physically impossible to beat him in the dancing minigame. ]

[parodeity]

well that at least sounds true to life
anyway i should probably get a move on so ill talk to you later

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah.
Have a good day.