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[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[judgementkazzy]

Yeah. And cute.
I couldn't send it to its death once I met it.

[sakeplz]

Im not sure Ive ever seen anyone else call a chicken cute b4

[judgementkazzy]

They're fluffy.

[sakeplz]

ummmm I dont usually see ppl call chickens fluffy

[judgementkazzy]

So the fluffiness is cute.
Have you seen the kind that are all skinny when they stand but then when they sit they look fat?

[sakeplz]

no
I dont tend to look at chickens unless Im eating them honestly

[judgementkazzy]

Well, they do that.
I actually got the chicken in the mail after I made this post.

[sakeplz]

wow seriously?

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah. He's my pet now.
He's really smart.

[sakeplz]

can he do tricks?

[judgementkazzy]

I dunno.
I guess I could probably teach him.
What kind of tricks should a chicken do?

[sakeplz]

fetch?

[judgementkazzy]

Oh, yeah.
He can probably do that.
Maybe I can teach him Morse code.

[ Is he... he's not joking... ]

[sakeplz]

lol not many people know that
sometimes youre so dorky its adorable
I love it