Kazuma Kiryū | 桐生一馬 (
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10/7 near Bank of Recolle
Hi guys,
I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this?
I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager.
Really.
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[ college student life blows. he literally can't even imagine. ]
I thought roosters were chickens? You know, the guy ones?
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[ History lessons with Kiryu, all thanks to his time looking up his past life. ]
Oh. Good point.
Maybe it was a girl, then?
Or like some breed that isn't loud...
I'm not really sure.
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Do the girl chickens not lay eggs if there's no roosters around? It must've just been the quiet kind. Though that makes you wonder how it communicated to you whenever it was on the job.
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I've been looking up a lot of stuff to see if I remember anything.
I think they'll still lay eggs, they just won't hatch into chicks.
It clucked sometimes, as far as I can tell.
To be honest, with a language barrier like that, I don't know how it got any work done.
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It clucked? Do the guy chickens cluck?
What if it didn’t? What if you just got swindled into paying it for sitting around and clucking once in awhile?
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Maybe I should've researched chickens when I got this memory...
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I don't think they have language dictionaries for chickens, though, so you'd still be out of luck on that one.
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I usually google stuff when I remember it, just in case.
I don't know... Maybe back in my world, they existed. Who knows.
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I guess we’ll know if you develop the ability to speak chicken.
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Waiting is the worst part.
Honestly, I wouldn't be all that surprised if I did.