01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

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[skald]

I don't know if these details were supposed to explain more about this situation?

But I definitely understand less of what happened in your hallucinomemories than I did a few minutes ago.

Do you have any idea what was going on there? In general, I mean. Like I'm pretty sure I hung out with some magic thieves who may or may not have been pirates. What's up with yours?

[judgementkazzy]

I'm sorry.
I keep hoping I'll remember how it makes sense by talking about it, but it's really not.

Generally, my memories have to deal with being a yakuza and being involved with organized crime.
But then there's stuff like this...

[skald]

Wait

You were a yakuza?

Can chickens join the yakuza?

[judgementkazzy]

Oh.
Yeah.
I was.

But I wasn't when I was working in real estate, at least I don't think...
Plus chickens definitely can't join the yakuza.