01; (Yakuza is a serious game about crime)

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu shared a photo. 10/7 near Bank of Recolle

Hi guys, I have kind of a weird question, so bear with me... Would you trust this chicken to manage your real estate properties? How much would you pay a chicken for a job like this? I wish I was joking, but I think past-me once employed a chicken. As a manager. Really.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

That's fair. I wouldn't be intimidated by a guy in a Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, that wouldn't be very scary.
Yakuza usually work so well because they're intimidating.

[thesettingsun]

I thought it was because they could hurt you and not get any repercussions for it.

[judgementkazzy]

That depends.
There's different repercussions among the yakuza.
If you mess up, you might lose a finger instead of going to jail

[thesettingsun]

I've heard something like that before.

I'd never make it in the yakuza.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, it's a dangerous life.
You have to be pretty desperate to join.

[thesettingsun]

I hope I never get that desperate. I'm not cut out for retail, let alone the yakuza.

[judgementkazzy]

Sometimes family is enough of an incentive...
That's why I joined. I remembered that.
I wanted to belong somewhere.

[thesettingsun]

I can sympathize with that... But there have got to be better ways to get a family with less risk of dying horribly.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I agree.
Considering the circumstances, I can understand why I did it then.
But things are different now.

[thesettingsun]

Club Sunshine is a little like a family, isn't it?

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, that's right.
Majima's good at taking care of people.
He's a natural.

[ At leading a family... ]

[thesettingsun]

He's the best boss. I hope he's reading this right now so I can compliment him: you're the best boss ever, Majima!

[judgementkazzy]

I'll let him know you said so.

[thesettingsun]

I knew I could count on you.