When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

[scythegun]

My, it seems like you've been having fun! Did you write this just to embarrass your roommate?

[feistytrader]

Hey, I wouldn't have to go this far if I just wanted to embarrass him. I want to help people.

[scythegun]

So how qualified are you to give relationship advice...?

[DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND, THIS IS THE FIRST HE'S HEARD OF IT]

[feistytrader]

Don't call me out like this.

[Rest assured, he is still completely single.]

[scythegun]

[GOOD TO KNOW]

Just thought it'd be worth asking~!

I'd ask if you have any advice for me, but I'm sure it would be something along the lines of "pay your employees more"!

[feistytrader]

Absolutely.

[Without missing a damn beat. Nice recovery, Silver...]

I can't give you advice if you don't ask anything.

[scythegun]

There isn't really much advice I need! I'm doing quite well for myself, actually!

Have you given any other interesting advice to anyone who has commented here?

[feistytrader]

I've mostly just embarrassed my roommate.

Do you have any words of wisdom, Jaeger?

[scythegun]

That's always fun!

As for words of wisdom... Stay in school, don't let obsession consume you, and whatever you do, don't trust people completely!

[...is he joking...????]

[feistytrader]

Thanks for the strangely specific live advice. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

[Jaeger, are you okay...]

[scythegun]

But of course, I only offer the best for you, Silver!

[when has this man ever been okay]

[feistytrader]

Are you speaking from experience?

[scythegun]

Of course I am! I might as well pass my wisdom on!

[feistytrader]

Your great mysterious wisdom, huh?

You should tell me more about your experiences someday.

[I mean, probably not today or over the network, but the sentiment is still there.]

[scythegun]

Maybe I will! I would say I have some stories you wouldn't believe, but given what we've been through already, I doubt you'd find anything I have to say all that surprising!

[feistytrader]

Trust me, the list of things I wouldn't believe is really small.

[scythegun]

Ja, I'd believe it! After everything we've experienced? There's very little I wouldn't believe too!

[feistytrader]

Remind me to test that when I'm at work tomorrow. I've got a big one.

[scythegun]

Now I'm just worried you'll start making things up to see what I'll believe! But surely you wouldn't do that...?