When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

[feistytrader]

I'm starting to think that talking about his boyfriend is like photosynthesis for him.
If he couldn't gush about him at length at least four times a day, he'd shrivel up and die.

It's good that he has workplace friends, though.
Isn't the modeling business really competitive and shitty?
I mean, I know Goro's an asshole, and I wouldn't give up picking on him for the world, but it's nice that he has someone to watch his back.

[Goro's going to kill him.]

[twostringsonebow]

I don't do it four times a day!

[feistytrader]

I said at least.

[elevelvetor]

i think it's very charming and i'm certain your boyfriend must be very pleased by all the attention.

[twostringsonebow]

miss velveteen please

[adoringpast]

im pretty sure akiyan knows but if he doesn't ill let him know what akechin really thinks about him

[ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HIM DESCRIBING AKIRA'S EYES AS SOME SORT OF A NICE GREY LIKE THE OVERCAST SKY ]

[elevelvetor]

[ NO, HAVE YOU HEARD HIM SAY SHIT LIKE "HIS SMILE LIGHTS UP EVERY ROOM" AND "HIS LAUGHTER MAKES ME WEAK" AND HOW INTOXICATING HE IS ]

Akiyan... that's a very cute name for him!
i'm also sure he knows
he's very perceptive after all.........................
and Akechi is not subtle in the slightest.

[adoringpast]

[ INTOXICATED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GORO AKECHI IS IN TOO DEEP ]

yeah
akechi's the type of guy who'd blab on and on about his boyfriend on anyone who's remotely interested
so embarrassing

[ sena you

literally have no right to say that ]

[elevelvetor]

[ IT IS EMBARRASSINGLY ADORABLE ]

people like that often haven't dated before...
oh, how charmingly romantic!
his first boyfriend managed to be his first love as well.

[twostringsonebow]

[NNNNNNNNNNN]

please stop

[adoringpast]

[ sena feels totally called out by that first line but ]

idk about someone's first relationship being their first love but
yeah
they sure are sickeningly sweet

[maskreant]

i'm telling astral furry that he's only expendable to you.

[adoringpast]

you're calling keito an astral whatnow

[maskreant]

astral furry.

[feistytrader]

He's dating a furry?

[adoringpast]

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS

[ AKECHI'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE BULLYING VICTIM HERE, DON'T TURN THIS AROUND?! ]

[elevelvetor]

i hear it's important in love to accept your significant other despite their flaws.

[maskreant]

Senya made him into a furry.

[elevelvetor]

does "astral furry" mean he's only a furry on the astral plane, one that is separate from our own existences
or that he's only a furry for things that live on the astral plane?

[lecturehall]

I can see this, you know.

[adoringpast]

yeah the modeling scene isn't pretty
but akechin has somehow survived all that so i guess he can't all be that bad
though i can understand why you'd keep picking on someone like him him
it's so much fun, don't you think ♪

but lmao i know right
that's soooo embarrassing
which is why i insist that he should take that huge step already
don't you think, silver mcsilverson

[feistytrader]

I think it's pretty cute.
Like a kid with their first crush, you know?
He might feel a little better if he tries to take a step like that, but I think he's fine taking his time.
It's not just his decision, either.

[Really, that might be moving too quickly at this point... But he doesn't need to share any extra details that aren't his to disclose.]

Hey, if you're nicknaming me, does that mean you've taken a liking to me?

[adoringpast]

that's not a nickname kid im still mocking you for your redundant name

but
yeah he should take his time imo
pretty sure akira's thinking about it too while he's messing around this thread

[ squints... ]

[feistytrader]

And I'm telling you to step up your mocking game, John Sena.

Are you betting on Akira saying something first, then?

[...When the fuck did this become a bet, Silver-]

[adoringpast]

first of all
get new material
as if i haven't heard of that one before

second
well
im sure that akechin will nip it in the bud
im texting him right now

[ yet another deal with the devil...?! sure ok why not ]