TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[tarotcards]

Does that mean I can only dress up during Halloween?

[fiddlestick]

Well, no.
I guess not.
There'll probably be a few costume parties this weekend.

[tarotcards]

Everyday can be a costume party if you just have the courage to replace all of your clothes with costumes.

Something I'm highly considering doing.

[fiddlestick]

Haha...
Then I'd definitely suggest a warmer costume if you do that.
Winter's coming pretty soon.

[tarotcards]

That's true.

Maybe I should take the first option and line it with fur and wear tights?

[fiddlestick]

Oh!

That could be cute.

[tarotcards]

Right?

Now I just have to see if my sewing skills are good enough to modify an outfit like that. Unfortunately, I'm skilled in cardboard creations but not with actual clothes.

[fiddlestick]

Oh yeah, good luck!
If I knew how to sew, I'd offer to help.
But maybe you'll find someone on the network that can help?

[tarotcards]

I might just have to put up an ad and look for a partner to begin a new production of cute strawberry themed clothes with.

Will you be one of our loyal customers?

[fiddlestick]

O-Of your strawberry clothes?

Haha...I don't know. With my carrot hair, I don't know if it'd look very good. And I can't imagine wearing anything you'd consider sexy...

[He's less a sexy strawberry, and more a strawberry shortcake cartoon]

[tarotcards]

Then how about an orange themed costume? I could probably work with that.

[fiddlestick]

[...]

I guess if I went as a traffic cone, I'd never have to worry about a car hitting me at night...

[tarotcards]

See? That's the spirit. You're already thinking positively about this whole thing.

[fiddlestick]

😩

[tarotcards]

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