TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

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[redarm]

were friends?

[tarotcards]

Are we not?

[redarm]

i dunno.
i dont dislike you?
but i never know what youre actually thinking.

[tarotcards]

That's because the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

But do you want me to be more serious around you?

[redarm]

yeah, getting that.

not really
id rather you just be yourself.

[tarotcards]

But don't you want to know what I'm actually thinking? I don't mind toning it down.

[redarm]

[He has his doubts Souji]

Whatever I don't care that much about it...
Just honest opinion:
Are we friends?

[tarotcards]

Yes, if you'll let me be your friend.

[redarm]

[A pause]

Noah Robin Campbell has accepted your friend request.

[tarotcards]

[redarm]

[A LONG PAUSE]







why the fuck did that give me the most fucked up vision yet.
i made a fucking mistake.

[tarotcards]

What did you remember?

[redarm]

so fucking creepy fat guy
making a deal to bring back someone.
but it was a trap and
he had a metal skeleton kill the person who made the deal
and the shove itself in the mouth of-

you know, im not gonna share the rest. fuck.

[tarotcards]

[ wtf................ ]

Do you need someone with you right now?

[redarm]

no.

i think im gonna throw up
then go eat my feelings.

[HEALTHY COPING MECHANISM RIGHT???]

[tarotcards]

... Noah, tell me where you are.

I'll come on over.

[redarm]

[There's a long pause]

on my way to big bang burgers.

[HIS SAFE SPACE]

[tarotcards]

I'll meet you there? First meal will be my treat.

[redarm]

you sure?
im going for one of the challenges.

[tarotcards]

You mean one of those "finish within ten minutes and it's free!" challenge?

[redarm]

yeah!
though they usually charge me.

[otherwise the poor restaurant would go broke...]

[tarotcards]

Aren't those usually something like $20? That sounds like a really expensive loss.

[redarm]

oh i dont lose.
its cheaper than buying a dozen regular burgers.