TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[tarotcards]

I guarantee my thoughts are only pure and appropriate for all ages.

I am the good twin, after all. I don't know if I could say the same for Yu.

[twostringsonebow]

If you take Silver's advice seriously, I'll have doubts as to that statement.

And I'm certain Yu would be as pure as freshly fallen snow. He's quite cute, all in all! Even if he does remind me of someone far more sinister on first impression.

[his boyfriend's a fucking menace, souji.]

[tarotcards]

What's wrong with a strawberry-themed bikini? It's cute.

Did he remind you of Satan? Because I can believe that.

[twostringsonebow]

Across your manly frame, it'd be positively illegal. I'd stick to the dress for safety's sake.

Close enough. Even if Akira calls me a devil.

[tarotcards]

It's not illegal if it's indoors. Do you really think I'd be going out to the beach in that?

That's because Akira is rude. He should be the real devil here.

[twostringsonebow]

I did mean in general, you know. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

I'd agree, but I have been quite nefarious towards him as of late... I'm awaiting my comeuppance. Almost looking forward to it, which I hope will deter him from enacting it so soon.

[tarotcards]

Are you daring to say that it's illegal in general for me to wear this outfit in the comfort of my own home?

[twostringsonebow]

Absolutely. If you wear it and I find out, I'll have to arrest you.

[... This is flirting.]

[tarotcards]

Is that so, officer? Well, you're going to have to keep a very close eye on me to find out

[ don't they both have bfs......... ]

[twostringsonebow]

My, what a troublemaker you are. Are you really the good twin? I'm experiencing some doubts.

[y..eah.........]

[tarotcards]

Of course, but if you really do doubt me, maybe you shouldn't come on over and examine/observe me in person to learn the truth.

[ forward this to their bfs asap ]

[twostringsonebow]

[fucking please]

I think I will. I do have some free time today, and I am a detective who'll investigate any lead that tickles my fancy.

[maskreant]

[ you think you’re safe ]

remember to always use a rubber.

[twostringsonebow]

[akira,]

You're a lead too.

[maskreant]

[ ????? ]

i didn’t do anything!

[twostringsonebow]

No? You didn't?
Then explain where you were the day my heart was stolen, Mister Kurusu.

[o jeez]

[maskreant]

[ NOPE HE’S OUT. ]

[tarotcards]

Arrest him, Goro.

That's a federal offence.

[twostringsonebow]

[From the lack of a smart reply from his boyfriend, he's counting this as a win. Better than thinking he said something wrong.]

I'm certain I can buy handcuffs somewhere. I am an adult now.

[tarotcards]

Of course. Who do you think I am?

[maskreant]

a grey strawberry.

[tarotcards]

I think you've mistaken yourself for me.

[maskreant]

i'm not grey and i'm not planning on dressing up as a strawberry.

i do like strawberries, though.

[twostringsonebow]

Do you like them in any particular way?

[tarotcards]

If you like them then you should dress up as them.

As a "thank you" to all strawberries out there.