TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[adoringpast]

as if i had any for you guys in the first place

[tarotcards]

That's cruel...

Have you only commented here to insult me?

[adoringpast]

i mean you're already doing a bang-up job insulting fashion as a whole, so




no seriously, the fuck is this all for

[tarotcards]

I'm trying to pay someone back.

They wore a cat kigu for me.

[adoringpast]

then wear a cat kigu for them!!!!

dont fucking bring all of us into this mess that you created

[tarotcards]

But their favourite thing aren't cats, it's strawberries.

It wouldn't make sense to wear a cat kigu for them.

[adoringpast]

then wear car ears with that costume on, dumbass

[tarotcards]

Cat ears plus a sexy strawberry costume...

That does sound pretty good. Good idea. (*¯︶¯*)

[adoringpast]

i give up
don't tell me any more details about goings-on at the narukami sex dungeon

[tarotcards]

But I didn't get to mention the Kandam episode reenactments yet (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[adoringpast]

*why*
i thought you're turning them on, not turning them off

[tarotcards]

What are you talking about? Kandam is the sexiest thing to bring into a bedroom.

[adoringpast]

oh yes! definitely!!! i sure would love a hunk of pointy plastic being shoved up my ass!!!

[tarotcards]

That's the spirit.

I'll give you a kanpla kit later so you can fulfil out your own kandam dreams.