TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

You don't know the first thing about fashion.

[tarotcards]

Your face doesn't know fashion

[thesettingsun]

A 12-year-old like you shouldn't be wearing outfits like that.

[tarotcards]

Why are you trying to hurt my feelings like this? I have done nothing to you.

[thesettingsun]

You posted this abomination, that's one thing.

[tarotcards]

What's the other thing?

[thesettingsun]

You insulted my taste in fashion. That's unacceptable.

[tarotcards]

Have you just considered that you're just behind on the times? You are in the previous generation's fashion and this is the new generation of fashion.

[thesettingsun]

Want to say that to my face?

[tarotcards]

I can meet at McDonalds in thirty minutes if you want me to.

[thesettingsun]

I can't fight you in the parking lot of a McDonalds, I have a reputation to keep.

[tarotcards]

Then the parking lot of a Burger King? It's the royalty of fast food.

[thesettingsun]

[He's too much of a weenie to fight him anywhere, even on the subject of fashion knowhow, but...]

Mature people don't fight each other in parking lots.

[tarotcards]

[ souji doesn't really want to fight either but he wants to see how far this will go ]

Okay, then in the actual restaurant.

[thesettingsun]

That's even worse? People are trying to eat??

[tarotcards]

Then where do you suggest we fight?

[thesettingsun]

[SHIT HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO FIGHT]

The top of a skyscraper would be climactic enough?

[tarotcards]

Why stop at a skyscraper? What about the top of Mount Everest?

[thesettingsun]

I can't afford to fly out to Mount Everest, that's one thing. And I have classes.

[tarotcards]

Then let's postpone our fight until we are both done with our classes and we're rich enough to fly to Mount Everest.

Deal?

[thesettingsun]

Deal. Looking forward to our climactic battle.

[It will never actually happen, thank God.]