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- fate: saber,
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- ffxv: ardyn izunia,
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- persona 3: minako arisato,
- rwby: weiss schnee,
- the wolf among us: bigby wolf,
- touken ranbu: kashuu kiyomitsu
ONE ― TEXT.
[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.
Bigby Wolf shared a photo.
2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter
Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND.
Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me.
Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Thank you for your time.
please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]
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Kiyomitsu Kashuu if you were in downtown tisse around those hours did you check cabin 11?
Kiyomitsu Kashuu i heard from one of my customers that people just dump lost stuff there since it's got such a convenient location
[Oh... he's actually being helpful for once. Incredible. Pod Person Kiyomitsu has arrived.]
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Bigby Wolf Cabin 11 was our first, fourth and sixth bar.
Bigby Wolf Trust me, I did the math. As much as I didn't fucking want to.
[ if his answer seems to be the callous, consider yourself lucky, Kashuu. he is particularly reserved due to him not being a DICK!!!! unlike pretty much everyone else. ]
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Kiyomitsu Kashuu wow that's even more than i would have guessed
[STILL A PUNK, THOUGH.]
Kiyomitsu Kashuu idk though, if it's not there chances are someone probably nabbed it
Kiyomitsu Kashuu but i can ask around just in case anyone's seen it
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Bigby Wolf Don't be an asshole.
Bigby Wolf I don't even understand the point of a fucking bar crawl. Why not just stay in one place?
Bigby Wolf Even us adults cave into peer pressure and do stupid shit. Shit I used to catch you in the middle of, if I remember correctly.
[ once a punk, always a punk. ]
Bigby Wolf I know. Which is why I put this up. Hopefully when the person realizes they took a detective's wallet, they'll get the idea to return it to its rightful owner.
Bigby Wolf If you can ask people that don't have this bullshit app, that'd be nice. Thanks.
[ and LOOK AT THAT, an actual thank you. see where non-trolling gets people? ]
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Kiyomitsu Kashuu now. mostly.
[He's also just naturally both a punk and an asshole. The things Bigby puts up with...]
Kiyomitsu Kashuu no problem though
Kiyomitsu Kashuu i'm about to go on shift so i'll ask my customers too
Kiyomitsu Kashuu but can you send me that pic of your wallet so i can show them?
Kiyomitsu Kashuu people who don't have the app are kind of weird about it
[Like they apparently cAN'T SEE IT...]
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Bigby Wolf Now. Mostly.
[ Bigby goes to his phone to text the photo to him and. pauses. well, this is awkward. ]
Bigby Wolf Uh. That time you gave me your phone number? Didn't exactly save it.
Bigby Wolf I know how you're going to react and just. Stop before you start. No pouting, just send it to me again.
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Kiyomitsu Kashuu (´-ε-｀╬)
[Which is an accurate representation of his actual expression... It's shortly followed by his number, at least.]
Kiyomitsu Kashuu don't forget to save it this time!!
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[ he can take a wild guess on what the undertone is supposed to mean, however... ]
Bigby Wolf This Retrospec app is happy to remind me of your name and face, so you don't have much to complain about.
Bigby Wolf But it's saved. All is well. Your heartache can cease now.
[ spoiler: he's too lazy from being hungover to actually save it right now... hopefully Bigby remembers?? ]
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[Only because he doesn't want to get his ass kicked for being a contrary punk who does exactly what Bigby tells him not to do. ANYWAY:]
Kiyomitsu Kashuu i don't think this is a heartbreak i can recover from honestly!
Kiyomitsu Kashuu but i guess i'll do my best
Kiyomitsu Kashuu that's one tiiiny thing this app is good for