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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

Comments

[vendettastool]

You beat me up so they figure you won't have time to beat them up.

Give them a good scare.

[negativism]

Little do they know I'm a master of multitasking.

I'll let them get their guard down first, come in when they least expect it. :)

[vendettastool]

Once the game goes live, they expect a company party at the nearest food place. Get them then.

[negativism]

Wait are you actually helping me out with something for once?





This is weird.

[vendettastool]

Well. Yes. It would be easy enough to hit them while visions of free food cloud their judgement.

[negativism]

I'm still stuck on the fact that you actually want to help me out here. Even beyond the fact that you're got hit with this in the first place.

[vendettastool]

I am not completely shallow and heartless. Besides, it would be fun.

[negativism]

Heartless, no. Shallow, yes.
You just want it to not be you being tossed onto a mat for once.

[vendettastool]

At this rate, you're going to find out all my secrets and then I will have to order you to kill yourself. I can do that right?

Well. Yes.

[negativism]

Pretty sure there's something in my contract where you can't make me kill myself. This isn't some old samurai movie.

[vendettastool]

Well there goes that plan
How about I just pay you to forget all my secrets?

[negativism]

That's considered bribery, sir.

[vendettastool]

DAMMIT