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11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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Don't know. Don't have one. Got a microwave, and a full sized oven that be a waste of electricity to use on two slices of bread.

well, there you go. there's a market all ready for you. take it by storm.

Yeah, alright. If you're answering house calls on fires, you'll hear from me and my homebrew heavy duty grilled cheese toasters soon.

hah. that'll be the day. bet the squad'll get a kick out that report.

fire crews were called in at 3 in the morning to a self-described grilled cheese toaster start up

3 in the morning grilled cheese sounds pretty good. Was the sandwich not salvageable?

you tell me. you're gonna be the mastermind of this chaos, aren't you?

Edited 2017-11-03 19:19 (UTC)

Hmm. Then yes. If there's any part that's not completely black, I would eat it.

there you have it, folks. the future of grilled cheese, and a successful one.

Next time somebody burns down their house in a grilled cheese mishap, send them over here.

you got it. i'll pass out little cards on the dl behind the chief's back. don't know how well they'll take it, after losing their house to the same thing you're doing

[She's assuming he's joking. ...he is joking about this whole thing, right?]

[ Minato Arisato never jokes. ]

You're making me business cards?

[Except when the joke's on Freya if and/or when he goes through with this.]

sure, why not. the brave industrial toaster, giving you grilled cheese of the future.

[Sarcasm and text don't mix well.]

[ Once it starts snowing, so the city can stay toasty :D ]

"Just leave your sandwiches in the hands of your local toaster Arisato."

It's a good tagline.

[And he produces a parody mix of Burn My Dread to promote this new venture]

not bad. you might be onto something here

I'll leave the cards to you, then. And I'll get going with the development phase. Get diagrams sketched up and everything.

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Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace
this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?