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Olive Freya Yun shared a photo.
11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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That was a toaster? It looks like a bomb went off.

correct. it WAS a toaster.

i'm not a big fan of telling everyone what to do, but seriously, don't screw with your appliances.
it's my job to deal with what happens after, and sometimes it can be pretty devastating.

I just
I don't even understand what you would have to do to make an appliance do that.
Not that I even really cook.
But I can at least make some damn toast without burning down my house.

you get creative, that's how. make plain, boring toast and you won't have a problem unless the damn thing's faulty.

That's what a frying pan is for, though. I don't even cook and I know that.

God people are dumb.

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Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace
this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?