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Olive Freya Yun shared a photo.
11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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and above all else DONT put your dick in it

sol.

i'm concerned about you.

i've seen chainsaws with that warning! who knows what boys do with their thing!

not like i'm the one sticking them in weird places

[She has so many places to start, like "it probably doesn't even fit" or "what's sexy about heated coils" or "that's more an ER thing not a fire department thing," but it's a moot point. Probably.]

i'd have more questions if you were.

a chainsaw? really?

sure!
it was weird but i saw it
so you know
be careful with those toasters

nooot that i'm saying you have anything to stick in there
i know you dont
but you know what i mean!

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Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace
this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?