[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[youraffection]

i owe him and i cant believe im saying that

[livens]

are these supposed to be sexy????? ∑（｡･Д･｡）???

[promisedyou]

No problem. So what's the actual reason for this, anyway?

[covenantal]

凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

I did my best. Yeah, of course. I was never actually planning to do any of this in the first place, which you've probably guessed by now.

[covenantal]

I'm not sure. Maybe it was just luck that he was born without the ability to feel shame?

[covenantal]

(⊙︿⊙✿) You don't think so, huh?

[covenantal]

What is the sexiest fruit, then?

[twostringsonebow]

Because you know I'm quite serious about whatever it is I'm planning at the moment.

[youraffection]

im not answering that bc ur gonna try 2 dress up like it

[livens]

(((( ;°Д°)))) not really!! but i think maybe also they could be a little more well-made if you're going to commit to the banana thing!

[notyourutopian]

The first one is more vulgar than sexy.
And by that I mean it's entirely vulgar.

[maskreant]

i love you. forgive me.

DON'T LEAVE YOUR BIG BRO

[covenantal]

I knew you'd understand. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

... I guess now I have to decide between the Miley Cyrus version and the one I actually posted.

[twostringsonebow]

[that's a nice instant reaction]

I'll consider it.

:) suffer

[covenantal]

It's a matter of honor.

[twostringsonebow]

How unequal... Then there must be something you were born with that he lacks entirely.
Does anything come to mind?

[covenantal]

Uwah... so forward. (//∇//)

Somehow I don't think it would work... this person has never been too enamored of my cat problem.

[twostringsonebow]

My... I wonder what I should do with this life debt.

[maskreant]

unfortunately, you don’t have any control over me.

sorry.

[covenantal]

I think it's less finding parts of the banana sexy and using the shape of the banana to reveal sexiness in yourself.

... probably.

[covenantal]

And a good cane. No gentleman can go without a good, solid cane.

We'll look so classy, people will forget we're dressed up as fruit.

[maskreant]

(◉‿◉✿)

yeah. you would get way too embarrassed in those costumes, but it’s been fun doing this, right?

[covenantal]

The person I'd surprise with this...

... would probably just kill me.

rude

[unenvied]

In what way is this honourable?

[covenantal]

[ whoa. that WAS smooth as hell. ]

I see... I'll look to you to keep me on the straight and narrow, Akechi. Won't you escort me?



[ why are they all like this. ]