[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

No, but your good looks are.

[smooth.]

[maskreant]

[ just links this here. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS BEFORE




BUT IT'S TRUE AND IT'S NOT GETTING A RESPONSE FUCK YOU KURUSU POT MEET KETTLE]

[covenantal]

[ whoa. that WAS smooth as hell. ]

I see... I'll look to you to keep me on the straight and narrow, Akechi. Won't you escort me?



[ why are they all like this. ]

[twostringsonebow]

Certainly. It's my duty as an upholder of the law to lead those who would be lead astray by folks more unsavory at heart.
Such as Akira.
Be fooled not by his wit and charm, Yu. He is formidable, but weak at the sides.

[covenantal]

It's so hard to resist his temptations... I'll need you if I'm to be strong.