retrospec | [5] i have regrets and they are all myself

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persona 5: goro akechi

[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? ~~I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.~~

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

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Are you a gymnast, then?

I understand. I just need to think outside the box. (*´・ｖ・) Thank you for showing me the way.

The sexy fruit costume contest.

Because he's my twin.

I'm competing with Souji for the best sexy fruit costume.

I guess it doesn't have to be a banana. I just need a fruit sexier than strawberries.

Then you're both fighting a losing battle.

All sexy fruit costumes are crap.

Yeah. It's possible my best friend is going to kill me for wearing either of those. But it's a risk I have to take.

That's true. They'll have a great story to pass down through their family, at least. (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Yes.

This is normal for us, honestly.

yea?
i mean ur a nice and good looking guy
y wouldnt u?

[ How can he possibly have more dating experience than most of his friends at this point. ]

i am i am! it's quite fun
but are you guys having some sort of odd contest?

Your dignity shouldn't have to be one...

:(

...Bananas seem like the obvious choice, yeah. Though I don't really know what you're getting at, other than trying to one-up your brother (?) that posted earlier.

Uh... I was going to offer suggestions, but thinking more on it, no. Just no.

i'm sure you'd have plenty of attitude!!!
i just think it might fall off entirely

It's not any stranger than your initial post.

[he's offended]

Only in the dullest way possible. It barely even resembles a banana. You may as well just get a yellow minidress instead. It'd be cheaper.

could be it’s a risk you’ll have to take
at least the turkey’s seasonal
or maybe a sexy pumpkin would work

i should take it as a compliment, but it's just

i don't know...

i guess i'm a little bit embarrassed.

thanks?

[ HE...

IS TIRED.

THIS IS PUBLIC

he won't dig his grave any further, thank you. ]

i am not sure this is actually helping you win either, but of course not.
did it have to be bananas though?

It's no problem. We're identical, so sometimes people mix us up.

Speaking of Souji... you might see another sexy fruit post on the network before the end of all this.