covenantal: (217.)
Nᴀʀᴜᴋᴀᴍɪ Yᴜ. ([personal profile] covenantal) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-11-03 02:57 pm

[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.


[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]
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[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-06 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's not any stranger than your initial post.

[he's offended]

Only in the dullest way possible. It barely even resembles a banana. You may as well just get a yellow minidress instead. It'd be cheaper.
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[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-06 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You open a real banana most often with three splits in the peel. The costume should be a covered banana with a three cut split that can be pulled down. Like the first costume except less ugly and horrifying.
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[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-09 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not encouraging you to strip naked. Nevermind that that's exactly what that dress you linked is meant to do.

You peel the banana and the horrifying banana man is still underneath. Understand?