[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

The first one, honestly. I don't expect to be able to seduce anyone in a banana costume...

[ much less the only person he'd want to seduce. ]

[covenantal]

Haha. That's kind of you to say.

Well, I don't believe it was for Halloween, but you'd have to ask Souji.

[covenantal]

No, no, that's the only point.

:( I'll just have to push forward on my own, then.

[covenantal]

I won't say you're wrong. Still, I need to win.

[covenantal]

Awesome. Do you always pick your own costumes?

Well, I'm the one that decided it would be a contest...

[covenantal]

... it's too late for us, Yukiko-san. Save yourself.

[covenantal]

That's what dress tape is for.

[covenantal]

[ he doesn't want anyone to peel away his banana skin?! ]

... what were you thinking, then, if not that?

[covenantal]

Can you think of a fruit that's sexier than strawberries that isn't bananas?

[penalizing]

you're really determined to wear #2, huh....
well, if that's what your heart desires, don't let me stop you!!

[redarm]

you escalated it!!
least we could all figure his strawberry was for some weird thing for tatsuma!

[covenantal]

... yeah, pretty much.

I have no idea. I guess whatever he considers sexier than bananas...

[covenantal]

... that sounds about right.

[covenantal]

Well... I'll die either way, so it's more like it doesn't matter too much which one I pick.

[penalizing]

???
why are you dying???
it's just a costume...

[robitussin]

on the bright side

maybe i'll have something to write my psychology paper about

[redarm]

yeah no shit!!
please tell me youre not gonna dress up as a banana for yosuke.

[Thank god this is private.]

[youraffection]

i mean it is! i guess
like its not a bad thing so
yea

[justchords]

okay so i should never ask google what "sexy" means, there's clearly differences in opinion here

i'm very reluctantly going with 2 and wondering what this is about

[covenantal]

Ah, well, did you see my brother Souji's post a few days ago?

[parodeity]

dude how much worse can your search history honestly get at this point
i think you like jumped over the point of no return several search terms ago

[adoringpast]

at the cost of your dignity?

why

[lecturehall]

You open a real banana most often with three splits in the peel. The costume should be a covered banana with a three cut split that can be pulled down. Like the first costume except less ugly and horrifying.

[windeity]

uh. peaches kind of look like butts so maybe those?

[burningblossoms]

It'd be weird abandoning you though....