[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

Souji had a reason. I just wanted to have a better costume than he did.

no

[unenvied]

I see no purpose for these at all.

Along those lines, why do you want one?

i hate this

[alitaba]

щ(ºДºщ)

Important important or inflicting as much damage as possible important
because there's always this

IT'S LIKE SHE KNOWS HIM ALREADY

[covenantal]

... bananya.

It's so cute. o(≧∇≦o)

BUT JAN

[covenantal]

So I can have the better costume than my brother.

[covenantal]

That's a leap in logic.

[covenantal]

That is really classy. You have excellent taste, as always. ヽ(　･∀･)ﾉ

NO

[unenvied]

How is that a costume!?

i regret this post so much

[covenantal]

You don't think it's too much?

[covenantal]

I don't think anyone makes sexy apple costumes.

... a durian? You don't think that's stranger than a banana?

[vitis]

of the two, then option one. that's pretty clear here
but why a banana, other than the obvious

[covenantal]

I see... Looks like we'll just have to gather more votes.

[covenantal]

(;﹏;)

[covenantal]

Just wait.

I guarantee Souji will try to one up me again in a few days.

[covenantal]

I don't think it was...

2 seems like the popular choice. I wonder why?

[ he knows why. ]

I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE MYSELF

[covenantal]

Hmm. If I really wanted stupid, I should have gone for a tomato.

I'd be a little concerned if anyone were actually seduced by either of those costumes.

[redarm]

thats what im afraid of

[covenantal]

I'll take up this legislative cause in your name, then.

[covenantal]

It seemed like a natural evolution in the sexy fruit costume idea.

Yours is actually the first vote for costume one.

i regret everything, ari

[covenantal]

Are you kidding? I'd kill myself trying to walk in those boots.




[ is that the only problem he has with it ]

[maskreant]

is that how this is?

i don't want you wearing any banana costume.

rule 1: everyone is a catfucker on the internet

[wantnotneed]

You'll be so i r r e s i s t i b l e that they'll just have to take you!

AND YET YOU'RE STILL TAGGING ME

[covenantal]

... because you can wear it. That's the definition of a costume, right?

[commandertoolbelt]

if you have to ask then i doubt your dedication to the cause

[covenantal]

I'm not really sure how this is, to be honest. This has gone weird places...

What else am I supposed to wear if I want to beat Souji?