[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

This is where you already fail.

You're not willing to commission a truly great sexy banana costume.

[robitussin]

okay so we've never spoken before but like

a formal request: please do not do this

[promisedyou]

Aren't you a little late for costumes?

[compendiem]

Two.

[parodeity]

obviously you should splice them together

[complementing]

you and Souji-kun are going to match even with couples things?

true brotherhood right there

Private

[redarm]

okay i understood the strawberry but
why the fuck are you doing this to yosuke

[WHAT DID YOSUKE DO TO DESERVE THIS]

[adoringpast]

im not opening these either

[ HE HAS HAD ENOUGH ]

[kagepuro]

omg you two..............

[twostringsonebow]

[.... no, there's two posts, okay.]

Two. Though, as I said to your brother, it would be quite illegal for you to wear such garments.

[concasse]

so this is the quality posting i can expect on this site huh?

[commandertoolbelt]

you could at least try to find a sexy turkey costume for the season

[elevelvetor]

[ ...she feels like she's seeing doub oh wait this is yu. she. sort of feels bad about responding to his and not souji's but surely no one will notice!!

and, more to the point, she has a good third option for yu. she didn't really have one for souji. ]

another option.
specifically, this.
it's far classier.

[heiroglyphs]

So one question.
Why do you want to have sex with a banana?

[wantnotneed]

1 sucks if you're trying to sit down somewhere since you might knock over the table.
2 is hideous if they don't have the right size for you!
Why not just go with this?

[originallutece]

Is there an actual reason you two are doing this, or are you merely tormenting us all with contemplating sexy fruit?

[maskreant]

it'd be better if you were just nude.

[unenvied]

Why on earth do these exist!?

[alitaba]

why??????

[vitis]

of the two, then option one. that's pretty clear here
but why a banana, other than the obvious

[sunnyspot]

Not to be rude, but for your own sake, please look for another option. Seriously. I'm begging you.

[hauhra]

The next time you want us to click a link like that, try not telling us what the content is first.

[ Go on. Pull a Rickroll. Deceive the unsuspecting users of Retrospec. ]

Go with another option altogether.

[youraffection]

i cant believe
but i know i should
i just dont want 2

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[truedetective]

What on earth are you doing.

[livens]

are these supposed to be sexy????? ∑（｡･Д･｡）???