[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

[........... YEAH]

Then the only one he'll embarrass is himself.
If you want to do him one better (and you should, as his best friend) you need to have a costume of the ultimate fruit.
Which is a pomegranate, but I can't find one, therefore I offer you an alternative

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[truedetective]

What on earth are you doing.

[youraffection]

what
r u
r u srsly suggesting this

[twostringsonebow]

Why wouldn't I be serious?

[he's just as bad as his boyfriend that's why.]

[youraffection]

i cant believe u
all of u
wtf is even going on what is this 4

[covenantal]

You'd prefer option one? Huh.

[youraffection]

I PREFER NONE OF THEM
halloween is over what is even the point of this

[covenantal]

It's...

... it's too beautiful!

[twostringsonebow]

I have not a single clue.
Though from some of the comments it would seem that he's attempting to beat his brother in best costume?
So you simply have to beat them both in order to assert your dominance and stop such an inane contest.
If you wear that I'll wear one of your choosing, it seems rather fun.

[twostringsonebow]

Thank you. As a model, I do have an eye for such things.

[youraffection]

...
is this a joke

[covenantal]

Yosuke.

I thought you'd want me to win. ・(/Д`)・

[youraffection]

dude no

[twostringsonebow]

Does it read like I'm joking?

[youraffection]

u want 2 win the dumbest costume contest with ur bro
who is honestly also not known 4 making the best decisions

[covenantal]

For the record, I'd at least consider it.

Souji is probably the one to actually worry about.

[youraffection]

tbh i never know when 2 take u srsly

[youraffection]

the fact that ur considering it scares me enough
i feel like souji is a lost cause at this point
but i had faith in u man

[twostringsonebow]

Good.
You're the only person I've been able to keep on their toes.

[covenantal]

I should have known... I can't compete with your expertise.

You've out-fruited us both.

[covenantal]

... I couldn't convince you to wear it, could I?

[youraffection]

that rly doesnt make me feel any better
but idk if that level of humiliation is worth it bc ive got a feeling that u might enjoy whatever i picked 4 u anyway

[youraffection]

u couldnt pay me 2 wear that
wtf yu

[twostringsonebow]

You'll never know if you don't try.

[twostringsonebow]

Are you positive?