[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

[........... YEAH]

Then the only one he'll embarrass is himself.
If you want to do him one better (and you should, as his best friend) you need to have a costume of the ultimate fruit.
Which is a pomegranate, but I can't find one, therefore I offer you an alternative

[youraffection]

what
r u
r u srsly suggesting this

[twostringsonebow]

Why wouldn't I be serious?

[he's just as bad as his boyfriend that's why.]

[youraffection]

i cant believe u
all of u
wtf is even going on what is this 4

[twostringsonebow]

I have not a single clue.
Though from some of the comments it would seem that he's attempting to beat his brother in best costume?
So you simply have to beat them both in order to assert your dominance and stop such an inane contest.
If you wear that I'll wear one of your choosing, it seems rather fun.

[youraffection]

...
is this a joke

[twostringsonebow]

Does it read like I'm joking?

[youraffection]

tbh i never know when 2 take u srsly

[twostringsonebow]

Good.
You're the only person I've been able to keep on their toes.

[youraffection]

that rly doesnt make me feel any better
but idk if that level of humiliation is worth it bc ive got a feeling that u might enjoy whatever i picked 4 u anyway

[twostringsonebow]

You'll never know if you don't try.

[covenantal]

It's...

... it's too beautiful!

[twostringsonebow]

Thank you. As a model, I do have an eye for such things.

[covenantal]

I should have known... I can't compete with your expertise.

You've out-fruited us both.

[youraffection]

dude no

[covenantal]

... I couldn't convince you to wear it, could I?

[youraffection]

u couldnt pay me 2 wear that
wtf yu

[twostringsonebow]

Are you positive?

[youraffection]

my dignity is worth more than what u could give me

[covenantal]

He's right, you know.

If you wore that, Souji and I would be forced to give up:

[youraffection]

r u shitting me

[covenantal]

Not in the slightest.

[ in his head:

do it do it do it do it do it do it do it ]

[youraffection]

i srsly hate u all so much rn

[covenantal]

(｡♡‿♡｡)

[youraffection]

u get 5 mins tops and put all this bs 2 rest