[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

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[redarm]

okay i understood the strawberry but
why the fuck are you doing this to yosuke

[WHAT DID YOSUKE DO TO DESERVE THIS]

LMFAO POOR NOAH

[covenantal]

Yosuke will understand. It's just, I couldn't simply let Souji win.

[redarm]

win what???

[covenantal]

At costumes. I thought that part was obvious.

[redarm]

yu
trust me
theres no winning here.
youll just both destroy each other.

[covenantal]

If that's the way it must be... then so be it.

[redarm]

yu no
it doesnt have to end this way.

[covenantal]

Just wait.

I guarantee Souji will try to one up me again in a few days.

[redarm]

thats what im afraid of

[covenantal]

You might want to stay off the network for a few days... until it's safe.

[redarm]

i dont think safe exists anymore
not after this.

[covenantal]

I'll let you know when the network is safe for viewing again. I'll suffer so you don't have to.

[redarm]

dont fucking try to make yourself sound noble!!
youre the cause of all this!

[covenantal]

... Souij started it.

[redarm]

you escalated it!!
least we could all figure his strawberry was for some weird thing for tatsuma!

[covenantal]

... that sounds about right.

[redarm]

yeah no shit!!
please tell me youre not gonna dress up as a banana for yosuke.

[Thank god this is private.]

[covenantal]

... Tatsuma-san might enjoy Souji being a strawberry, but if I dressed up like a banana, Yosuke would disown me. So, you don't need to worry about something like that.

[redarm]

thank fucking god.
you havent lost your mind completely.