[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

... how do I avenge your death in this instance?

By declaring a vendetta on banana costumes?

[robitussin]

outlaw sexy banana costumes as a crime against humanity, probably

[covenantal]

I'll take up this legislative cause in your name, then.

[robitussin]

thanks for not letting my suffering go on in vain

[covenantal]

How could I let such a noble sacrifice pass in silence? Your name will be written in the stars.

[robitussin]

cool

if you're dedicating yourself to the cause i valiantly sacrificed myself for i should probably introduce myself

i'm natalie

[covenantal]

It's nice to meet you, Natalie. I'd say I'm not usually this weird, but that would probably be lying.

I'm Yu. Yu Narukami. I have a twin brother named Souji, so don't worry, you won't be seeing things if you spot him around or see us talking to each other.

[robitussin]

as long as i'm never exposed to a sexy banana costume again i'll live

good to know, thanks for stopping me from wondering if i'm hallucinating

i missed natalie so much

[covenantal]

It's no problem. We're identical, so sometimes people mix us up.

Speaking of Souji... you might see another sexy fruit post on the network before the end of all this.

good because you're stuck tagging with me forever again

[robitussin]

so both of you are this way, basically

what fruit

[covenantal]

... yeah, pretty much.

I have no idea. I guess whatever he considers sexier than bananas...

[robitussin]

on the bright side

maybe i'll have something to write my psychology paper about

[covenantal]

... please don't write your psychology paper about our sexy fruit costume battle.

[robitussin]

look there has to be some freudian subtext here it would be an excellent topic

but fine i'll be ethical

[covenantal]

You could always write your paper about sexy fruit costumes in general.

After all, we didn't invent the concept. We just took advantage of it. But who decided to make fruit sexy in the first place?

[robitussin]

that's true

this calls for some investigative journalism