[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

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[parodeity]

i dunno like
i think theres a certain charm to the idea
of someone dressing up absolutely stupid for you
although admittedly my inclination is "because it's funny and would make me smile"
instead of "because id be so hella seduced"
so maybe that isnt even the outcome sexy costume ppl are going for here

I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE MYSELF

[covenantal]

Hmm. If I really wanted stupid, I should have gone for a tomato.

I'd be a little concerned if anyone were actually seduced by either of those costumes.

[parodeity]

lmao hey wait if you really want to win
why dont you go as a fruit mashup

[covenantal]

A mashup? ... that's just making me think of apple sauce, which is probably not what you mean.

[parodeity]

no no no
like
a sexy cornucopia costume

[covenantal]

... I'm not sure I want to add "sexy cornucopia costume" to my search history.

[parodeity]

dude how much worse can your search history honestly get at this point
i think you like jumped over the point of no return several search terms ago

[covenantal]

... all I found was sexy corn cob costumes and sexy pilgrim costumes.

[parodeity]

ok admittedly that wasnt even worth making your search history worse