[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

[hes fuckin wingmanning for yu]

Your humiliation, of course.
There is nothing sweeter than the embarrassment of others.

[youraffection]

[ And watching Yosuke suffer. ]

my dignity is worth more than this

[twostringsonebow]

[It's true.]

As is mine, but it's worth taking the stick out of your butt sometimes.

[youraffection]

[ WELP. There's a phrase he never expected from Goro. How rude. ]

wtf???
just bc i think the sexy fruit costume thing is dumb?

[twostringsonebow]

[add it to the list along with "bullshit", "kink", "beach bod" and... one other i can't think of atm but he definitely has said before.]

Absolutely.
It's only going to be us and another entirely unbiased person to judge.
Though you really will steal the show with my pick.

[youraffection]

[ Goro is a very confusing creature. ]

i hate absolutely everything in that text

[twostringsonebow]

[For some reason, Akira likes him.]

You can't let the straight laced detective best you, can you?

[youraffection]

[ Well, Akira's a little confusing too, to be honest. ]

fucking a
FINE
OK
APPARENTLY NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE

[twostringsonebow]

[And for some reason, Goro finds this undeniably charming!]

:)