[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

you know he isn’t going to do it.

watch this.

[youraffection]

[ LOOK.

HE KNOWS YU IS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE LOOKING WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON. ]

plz he already feels like he has 2 win this contest

[maskreant]

why is this a contest again?

i’m pretty sure his s/o probably doesn’t want him in a banana costume.

[youraffection]

i dont know
i dont understand anything anymore

[ What's your angle, here. ]

no
probably not
bc its the exact opposite of sexy

[maskreant]

it’s silly, right? it suits him in that case.

also, i made him stop.

[youraffection]

no
no u didnt
goro did

[ Akira. ]

[maskreant]

correction: Goro stopped me.

[youraffection]

i owe him and i cant believe im saying that

[twostringsonebow]

My... I wonder what I should do with this life debt.

[youraffection]

wow who said anything about a life debt

[twostringsonebow]

So you deny it?

[youraffection]

uh yea???
by owe i meant saying like
thx
4 stopping this mess

[twostringsonebow]

And you're implying that this isn't an attempt on your life whatsoever?
I was certain that between him and Akira's nonsense, you were on the edge of a heart attack.
I'll take the one time favor, though, it only means I need to think wisely about what to expend it on.

[youraffection]

what
i
wtf

[ Goro is wrong about absolutely none of that and Yosuke is so upset. ]

I DIDNT AGREE 2 THIS

[maskreant]

i was going to win, anyway?

now you’re indebted to satan.

[youraffection]

isnt he your bf

[maskreant]

and?

[youraffection]

y r u dating him if u think hes satan

[ Then again apparently Yosuke is dating a banana so who the fuck knows anymore. ]

[covenantal]

[ A sexy banana. Get it right. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[he's into that obviously




but goro is also curious to see akira's answer]

[maskreant]

no one is completely good, Yosuke. i’m sure you understand that when you like someone, you learn to accept their faults and along with your own... then when you decide to ever work on them, you know you won’t be alone and they’ll walk beside you every step of the way.

if you only ever like one side of someone, is that really seeing them as a person at all?

[covenantal]

[ what the hell this is really sweet and while yu won't reply to this he does end up smiling at his phone



and thinking that he's glad these people are his friends. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[what the hell akira that's so genuinely sweet he's gonna die]

Goro Akechi liked this

[twostringsonebow]

[... also.


just so you know.]

[maskreant]

p.s. he’s no match for me, the greater evil.