[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

We'll see how long your denial lasts.

[kind of wanna see how long akira'll last without physical affection]

[maskreant]

why do i have a bad feeling about this?

[twostringsonebow]

Because you know I'm quite serious about whatever it is I'm planning at the moment.

[maskreant]

i love you. forgive me.

[twostringsonebow]

[that's a nice instant reaction]

I'll consider it.

[maskreant]

unfortunately, you don’t have any control over me.

sorry.

[twostringsonebow]

What a sudden change in attitude... Of course not. But I'm going to do a small experiment and see what happens, if that's quite alright.
And no, you can't know what it is.
You'll learn it as you go. More genuine results this way.

[covenantal]

Do I get to help?

[twostringsonebow]

Actually, yes. I'll send you the details in a moment. You can also tell me if it's too mean.

[covenantal]

ヾ(＾∇＾) I'm ready.